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Flying cockslap.
United Kingdom
Current Residence: Britain
deviantWEAR sizing preference: XL
Favourite genre of music: Anything loud and fast
Operating System: Vista x64
MP3 player of choice: Foobar2000
Favourite cartoon character: Homer
Personal Quote: Nothings impossible with the right attitude...... and a hammer

Mildly amusing xmas journal.

Journal Entry: Fri Dec 19, 2008, 8:31 PM
Still a ghost.. Happy annual getting into debt season to everyone.

And now for something completely different....

Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary,
System manuals roughly piled, and wasted paper on the floor,
Longing for the warmth of bed sheets, still I sat there, doing spreadsheets.
Having reached the bottom line, I found the diskette that was mine.
Typing with a steady hand, I then invoked the SAVE command,
And waited for the file to store - only this and nothing more.

Deep into the phosphor peering, Long I sat there wond'ring, fearing,
Doubting, while the disk kept turning, churning yet to churn some more.
"Save!" I said, "You cursed mother. Save my data, and no other!"
Just one thing the screen did render, message bold, but never tender,
Only this and nothing more - just "Abort, Retry, Ignore?"

Was this some occult illusion? Some maniacal intrusion?
These were choices undesired, and ones I'd never faced before.
Carefully, I weighed the choices, as the disk made dev'lish noises.
The cursor flashed, insistent, waiting...baiting me to type some more.
Clearly I must press a key, to make the choice of one from three,
Selecting from, "Abort, Retry, Ignore"?

With my fingers pale and trembling, slowly toward the keyboard bending,
Longing for a happy ending, hoping all would be restored,
Praying for some guarantee, so lightly did I press a key.
But on the screen there still persisted - words appearing as before.
Ghastly grim they blinked and taunted, haunted, as my patience wore,
Saying to me one time more, "Abort, Retry, Ignore?"

I tried to catch the chips off guard; I pressed again, but twice as hard.
I pleaded with that cursed demon, begged and cried, and then I swore.
Flailing now in desperation, trying random combinations,
still there came the incantation, just as senseless as before.
Cursor blinking, without thinking, winking nonsense I abhor,
Words that at my senses tore, "Abort, Retry, Ignore?"

There I sat, distraught, exhausted, by mine own machine accosted.
Getting up, I turned away and paced across the office floor.
Whereupon, a dreadful sight: a lightning bolt cut through the night.
A gasp of horror overtook me, and it shook me to the core.
Lightning zapped my precious data, lost and gone forevermore.
Now in darkness I abhor, not even, "Abort, Retry, Ignore?"

To this day I do not know the place to which lost data go.
What demonic nether world is wrought where data will be stored,
Beyond the reach of mortal souls, beyond the ether, in black holes?
But sure as there's a C and Lotus, Ashton-Tate and many more,
You'll be someday left to wander, lost upon some dismal shore,
Beseeching fickle Gods of yore, "Abort, Retry, Ignore?"

  • Drinking: myself to death


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lemontea Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2015
Spite-Sire Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2015
Would you just look at that flying cockslap. So beautiful.
saurlygien Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2015  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Skyrail Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012
Just went to see VNV Nation live this weekend, it was you who introduced them to me many moons ago so I'd like to thank you for that man. Hope you're keeping well.
B0nkers Featured By Owner May 31, 2012
I'm still holding up the fort in #Hell. Come back, Tom! :crying:
Tepara Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
I miss you :(
cheshirekazz Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
chuck. where you at?
Ichbezogenheit Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2011
Where the hell you at, man? I need my brother back.
tmpst24myst Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2010  Student Writer
It was your dA birthday a few days ago. :heart: Happy belated dA birthday.
Maybe you'll come back one day.
tmpst24myst Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2010  Student Writer
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